they've got your money

it is nothing for them to screw you
who are they
not the sweet synthetic feminine voice
thanking me on the phone for using AT&T
but they take your money
they say one thing and mean another
they say minutes and they take hours
they take your money
they have your number
they make you desperate
you are running out of time
you will need more minutes
they have your money they will
screw you
you silly ass you bought a calling card
we don't care if you pay more for local calls
they are doing their business
they are above moral scrutiny
or beside it scowling howling laughing uproariously
they will gouge you and twist you
and slug you and resist you
and they say they care
they are AT&T and they have your money
they have your number
o it started out fine
just a way to make a call
just a way to talk to the world on the phone

you will believe this
i will not lie
i went to a pay phone
used my AT&T card at the
AT&T payphone and got screwed around
until a human voice came on
only to be told
sir you cannot use that card on this phone
my complaint
this is an AT&T phone i am using an
AT&T card
what pray tell is the phuqqing problem here
sorry sir
stick cash money in the phone we'll take that
we want your money we want to get as much money as we can
we have your number we will have your money
we own your money little did you know
we make it look good for you
so you will give us your money
then we take pains to phuq you in the ass
and call it free market enterprise
and leave you stranded with no way to call
and then thus yes you will resolve to buy a cell phone
and buy a new way to make calls
and buy new ways for us to make you happy that
you are giving us your money
you see we charge the other guy the guy
you call when you use the phone
we find ways to screw you and the people you call
we make no preferences we screw anyone we can
we own the world
we own your money
you don't stand a chance
thank you for using AT&T
we are just so damn happy to be serving
you now please bend over and take this
it is our pleasure
but like everything else
we will have to charge you for
phuqqing you in the ass